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The Bore* That Broke the Camel's Back (*Original Noun Changed to Avoid Lawsuit)
Blog by Gavin PittG'day, Cobbers!So, I was just informed by The Wire (as in the Internet, not the critically-acclaimed tv series; television doesn't talk back to me anymore since Xander on BUFFY THE...
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Ten MORE Commandments
Blog by Gavin PittAloha, Angels (the hot one with fangs and the great ass from BUFFY, or the sexy sarcastic one from SUPERNATURAL that clearly wants to play hide the halo with Jared Padelecki, take...
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Welcome to Australia - Here's Your Antivenom
Blog by Gavin PittHoo-roo Jackaroos!Some of you may have noticed that I hail from Australia, that huge, salty land where the Ozone Layer is just a myth (a day at an Aussie beach can be accurately...
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Let My People Come
Blog by Gavin PittSalutations, Swimmers! Was perusing my university-related emails the other day to see if the groundskeepers had caught the two Dugites—large, dangerously venomous snakes—that had made...
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The Lamb-y Awards
Blog by Gavin PittAloha, Animorphs!Just this week, a newly discovered species of Huntsman Spider (the huge, hairy but harmless type most famous for nearly killing Jeff Daniels in ARACHNOPHOBIA before...
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Four and Twenty Blackbirds RAKING YOUR EYE!
Blog by Gavin PittHiya, Hawkmen!Well, once again Australia is about to pass into our most frightful season—and no, I'm not talking about Halloween—for some reason and despite repeatedly lobbying of...
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It's 3am, Do You Know Where Your Frontal Lobes Are?
Blog by Gavin PittSalutations, Sarcophages!Spleen-melting viruses that cross the species barrier from animal to human faster than Scooby Doo and Norville "Shaggy" Rogers after a few Ecstasy tabs too...
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Attack of the Prones
Blog by Gavin PittBonjour, Bandagers!You may not know it to look at me, but I belong to a minority group (no, not that one). It's a group of people who are sadly endangered across the globe (usually by...
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Maine? Man!
Blog by Gavin PittBonjour, Best-Men!Well, this week finds the Religious Rong winning another battle against love, compassion and fairness (honestly, American fundamentalist Christians seem so...
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10 Things I Date About You
Blog by Gavin PittCiao Cupids!Sick of all the constant sweaty beast humping and rapturous romance with countless gorgeous members of the opposite/same sex, but you can't afford the montly payments for...
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Xmas Survival Guide for Unrepentant Grinches
Blog by Gavin Pitt G'Day, Grinches!Has going to the mall for supplies become a nightmarish descent into a bizarre realm of animatronic talking/singing Santa dolls and elevator musak versions of "The...
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E.T. Telefon Hjus!
Blog by Gavin PittZounds, Xenomorphs!This week finds your antipodean agony aunt pondering what kind of blase, seen-it-all-before world can be faced with a possible First Contact between Homo sapiens...
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Ho-Ho-Ho-Horrors!
Blog by Gavin PittYello, Yuletiders!!You might find references to some of your jolly scrobe's own personal favourite Seasonal Slaughterfests in the following merry little traditional carol that I just...
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The Noughtie List
Blog by Gavin PittViva Videodromers!Well, 2009 was quite a mixed popcorn bag, cinematically speaking. For every delicious fluffy nugget of yummy cinematic goodness, there were the films that stood in...
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The Good, The Bad and the Fugly
Blog by Gavin PittCiao, Cupids!Like the guy with the sweet ass and the spinnerets says, "with great power comes great responsibility".Fortunately, PIC writers don't have much of either, so we're free...
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Go Cry, Emu Kid
Blog by Gavin PittBonjour, Big Birds!Today, your Accident-Attracting Antipodean Auteur once again spent some time being taught some fucked up life lessons at the School of Randomly Bizarre Happenings,...
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Toad in the A-Hole
Blog by Gavin PittAloha, Anurans!I never thought I'd see the day when an Australian gave up the fight against our lethally-venomous, spined, poisonous, or just plain curmudgeonly bad-assed flora and...
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Cockchafer: Not Just a Beetle, But a Way of Life
Blog by Gavin PittIa, Insectivores!Your Entomological Word of the Day:Phallo-Blaster**- Colloquial name for a Vesica Everter, a hand-held device (naturally invented in Australia, where our men, due to...
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The New Face of Terror
Blog by Gavin PittDasvidanye, Dreamers!Horror movie posterboy Freddy Krueger, has been played by actor Robert Englund since 1984. That all changed this month when the remake of NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET...
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Six Feet Blunder
Blog by Gavin PittCiao, Cenotaphs,One of the disadvantages of Mortality is this whole "Death" thing. Oh sure, you might have been a race-car driving, crime-fighting playboy neurosurgeon who owned a...
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